Infinite Monkeys

my saturday thought

So I was thinking, when Osama bin Laden is finally captured, we should put him in a dunk tank. And like anybody who has five bucks can throw three baseballs to try to dunk him. One, y'know to kinda humiliate him-- couldn't just see that on al- Jareeza? "And now exclusive footage of Osama as an American carnival attraction!" That would be funny. but two, we use the money to fucking pay off the record deficits the president is running.