Infinite MonkeysI actually did have a plan for a post on Kerry's answers to today's press inquiries. But now, I just don't know. I can't tell you. What I'll tell you is, I have a plan. I have laid out my plan to the other Monkeys, and I know that my plan has a better chance of getting linked to. And in the next days I am going to say more about exactly how we are going to do what has been available to the Blogosphere that it has chosen not to do. But I will make certain that our blog is protected. I will make sure that we are successful, and I know exactly what I am going to do and how to do it. * *
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Posted by: Rick at October 8, 2004 04:54 AMThis is priceless!
Posted by: Rickie Hobgood at October 8, 2004 06:17 AMYou fools, even though Jimmy Carter will not be available to monitor the vote fraud in the democrat cities of America he will be used to broker an oil for food deal between Iran, France and the UN. Additionally He shall also reestablish shipments of diesel fuel and food for the Nort Korean army.
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Posted by: dan-o at October 8, 2004 07:18 AMYeah. Yeah. That's the ticket...your plan..no my plan...yeah it will work. This is so much better than opening the the Lost Angeles Times in the morning.
Posted by: DesertAppraiser at October 8, 2004 07:20 AMBut do you have a global test?
Posted by: directorblue at October 8, 2004 07:28 AMHow to I get in the on the 'oil for food' deal?
I have food, but need oil....
Hmmmm, welll... actually we have oil, but we can't drill for it... but we can grow food... well we could until the oil got too expensive to do much of that anymore...
Nevermind... //prisoner in the PRK
Posted by: Ben at October 8, 2004 07:48 AMActually, in MY plan, we'll create this giant badger, out of wood, and Sir Lancelot, Gewain and I ....will emerge from the badger, after dark, and ransack the city, rendering the insurgents helpless and securing freedom for all....without any chilling effect ..whatsoever.
Posted by: Selected Pete at October 8, 2004 08:07 AM
Speaking of plans, I heard John Kerry had a plan to make a plan about how to make a plan when you needed a plan, but didn't have a plan. Now this is a man with a plan.
Posted by: MD at October 8, 2004 12:14 PMDAMNIT, I just sold my last barrel of oil, for 50 bucks. DAMNIT.
Posted by: Wrytrzcrmp at October 8, 2004 06:32 PMKERRY: I have a plan and I'll tell you exactly what it is.
DEMOCRATS: You are wonderful John. What an amazing speach.
REPUBLICANS: TELL US WHAT YOUR @#$% PLAN IS !!!!!!!!!!!!
KERRY: Blah blah blah George Bush is Evil blah blah blah blah blah blah United Nations blah blah blah George Bush is Satan blah blah blah Allies blah I was a war hero blah blah blah blah
DEMOCRATS: Amazing once again.
REPUBLICANS: All "style" and NO SUBSTANCE.
KERRY: I had a pet dog and its name was Fluffy. I was on the Swift boat in Cambodia. This moment in my life is seared like it happened yesterday. I found the dog and it was wearing a yellow mylar collar. Oh wait it was a cat and its name was Rufus? Or was it a bird?
DEMOCRATS: Can we say Nobel prize?
REPUBLICANS: Its amazing a freak like you is within 30 points.
Posted by: Marc Johnson at October 9, 2004 02:19 PM