Infinite MonkeysStock options. Tie it in to the elections. Every Iraqi citizen who votes gets shares in the New Iraqi Oil Corporation. If you don't vote you don't get shares.
Posted by Dr. Monkeystein at November 11, 2004 01:45 PM | TrackBackBrilliant!
Except of course, when they then later sell their shares to buy nukes and aim them at Israel.
Doh!
Posted by: Nixon Casablanca at November 12, 2004 07:47 AM