May 19, 2005

Instamonkey: New Toy

Via that kid Goldberg at NRO's The Corner:

A really, really cool new toy.

The Dread Weapon System. (Invented by the Dread Pirate Roberts?)


*Fires .308 caliber and .50 caliber metal projectiles accurately at up to 8,000 fps (feet-per-second)
*Features an infinitely variable/programmable cyclic rate-of-fire (as high as 120,000 rounds-per-minute) [that is so cooool]
*Electrically powered and virtually silent
*Capable of laying down a 360-degree field of fire
*Mountable on any military vehicles, includes humvees and helicopters
*Weighs only 28 pounds
*Magazine capacities of at least 50,000 rounds of .308 Cal., or 10,000 rounds of .50 Cal. ammo

This ain't no Treo, I'll tell ya that.

Posted by JamesPh. at May 19, 2005 04:29 PM
Comments

I need one of these for "home defense"...also good for clearing brush and tree trimming!

Posted by: LarryA at May 20, 2005 10:10 AM

Most important question:

When does the "paint ball" version come out?

Posted by: RobbL Monkey at May 20, 2005 11:56 AM

Paintball version? Damn, how cool would that be.

Posted by: JamesPh. at May 20, 2005 05:19 PM

10K rounds in a magazine, and it can fire 120K rounds/minute?

That means it can shoot itself dry in 5 seconds!

[ Even the 50K magazine would last lest than 30 seconds. ]

Posted by: Marshall at May 25, 2005 06:18 PM
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