Infinite MonkeysPaul Begala was on The Colbert Report earlier this week. About 2/3 of the way through his interview, he pulled a worn-out New Testament from his pocket that he said he received from Brother Jed when he was preaching at the University of Texas. Incidentally, we Monkeys just had an off-line conversation that included references to this traveling preacher:
Subject: Large Mammary Glands
H.L. Monkey: Speaking of large mammary glands, check this out: Scarlett Johansson felt up at Golden Globes [Ed. WARNING: Neither video nor blog ads are safe for work. Or your soul. Don't go here.]
RobbL: Those have to be enhanced boobs. Either lots of "miracle bra" style padding underneath or implants. She was not that big in "Lost in Translation."
The groping video is just bizarre. Why would anyone with self-respect allow that? Oh, wait, I forgot she's an ACTRESS. Self-respect isn't part of the package.
Speaking of self-respect, that reminds me of a classic quote from traveling preacher "Brother Jed" that Gordon used to always quote:
"Whores and whore-mongers. I have more respect for the hookers on Van Buren than I do for you. At least they have enough respect for their body to charge for it."
David: I heard him say something like that once. He yelled “a whore couldn’t make a living at ASU, because you girls are giving it away!”
Then a guy in a full-size Big Bird costume walked up and tried to hug him.