March 18, 2006

South Park Strikes Back

Man, I love these guys. My only question: should it be President Parker and Vice President Stone, or the other way around?

Here's their statement to Daily Variety:

So, Scientology, you may have won this battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!
Temporarily anozinizing our episode will not stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies.
Curses and drat! You have obstructed us now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu.
--Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants to the dark lord Xenu.

Posted by David at March 18, 2006 10:59 AM
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I would vote for them - but only if they would put Cartman in as Secretary of the Defense . . .
"You will respect my authoritay!"

Posted by: Lisa at March 20, 2006 11:41 AM
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