April 06, 2006

InstaMonkey: Securing the homeland, invading your home

Perverts in power. Hat tip: James Taranto

Boy, the news just gets better and better for the executive branch.

Posted by RobbL at April 6, 2006 01:33 PM
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Perhaps a new DHS slogan can be, "When we're not tapping your phone, we're hitting on your daughters."

Posted by: Monkey RobbL at April 6, 2006 01:52 PM

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Posted by: SYLVIS RAMIREZ at April 6, 2006 04:40 PM

I can't imagine a more appropriate location for that comment. Well done.

Posted by: Monkey RobbL at April 6, 2006 05:14 PM
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