Infinite Monkeys

Mahmoud the Infidel Slayer on Line One

About that letter, President Ahmadinejad elaborates:

We act according to laws and our activities are quite clear. We are rather intent on solving more fundamental global matters.

The letter was an invitation to monotheism and justice, which are common to all divine prophets. If the call is responded positively, there will be no more problems to be solved.