May 15, 2006

Bears and Monkeys

No Monkey deserves to be eaten by bears. But let's be honest. He's a monkey.
Odds are that he instigated it--taunting the bears, flinging poo, complaining about warrant-less wiretapping. He was a monkey.

Posted by David at May 15, 2006 02:05 PM
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I blame Stephen Colbert.

Posted by: Monkey Brad at May 15, 2006 05:16 PM

It was a weak monkey. Too weak to survive. It got eaten by sloth bears. Sloth bears? I don't know bears, but I do know sloth. The monkey deserved to die.

Posted by: JamesPh. at May 15, 2006 07:30 PM

For everything that right-wing mouthpiece Colbert does to annoy me, he has certainly raised my awareness about the profound threat posed by bears.

Posted by: Monkey RobbL at May 20, 2006 07:32 PM
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