May 22, 2006

InstaMonkey: Why Don't Monkeys Post More Often?

From the Discovery Channel, more stuff we already knew:

Monkeys drink more alcohol when housed alone, and some like to end a long day in the lab with a boozy cocktail, according to a new analysis of alcohol consumption . . . .

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"It was not unusual to see some of the monkeys stumble and fall, sway, and vomit," Chen added. "In a few of our heavy drinkers, they would drink until they fell asleep."

Really?

Maybe that explains this

DID PEOPLE DO IT WITH MONKEYS?


It's good to be a monkey?

Posted by JamesPh. at May 22, 2006 06:54 AM
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Get back to me when somebody unearths a pair of such intermediate species' fossils conjoined in flagrante delicto. Or just get back to me when they find the fossils of the intermediate species.

Obviously, though, this is great news for anyone anticipating another single from The Bloodhound Gang.

Posted by: Monkey Brad at May 22, 2006 09:25 AM

Budapest Zoo serves wine to the monkeys.

Posted by: Ed Flinn at May 23, 2006 06:39 AM

I was most surprised that the Budapest Zoo monkeys regularly take tea. Why, of course.

Posted by: Monkey Brad at May 23, 2006 12:28 PM
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