Infinite MonkeysOkay, am I the only one who'd like to see The Pope kick the Shi'ite out of a "mullah-to-be-named-later" on Celebrity Deathmatch? Or, at least, I'd like to see him walk out on the balcony of St. Peter's and raise the Super Finger toward Mecca.
Wouldn't the world be a better place if we resolved our religious and other disputes via classic playground methods? Who needs bombs when you can triple-dog-dare your opponent to stick his tongue to a frozen slab of unclean animal?
Remember when David Letterman had Rudy Giuliani get on the Jumbo-Tron in Times Square and say, "My city can kick your city's ass!"? That's what I'm talking about.
Posted by RobbL at September 15, 2006 09:55 AM