Infinite MonkeysThank god for politically correct, over-sensitive grievance mongering organizations like the Arizona Board of Nursing, otherwise I would not know about my new favorite burger (which I've never had): The Quadruple Bypass Burger at Tempe, Arizona's Heart Attack Grill. Two pounds of heart-stopping goodness. Plus bacon. Mmmmmm, bacon.
And the fries. Cooked in pure lard. And for the health fanatics? Cigarettes!
And no, notwithstanding the massive coronary awaiting you on the menu, the girls at the Nursing Board are not concerned about your health. They're pissed about Cyndi, Kimmi, and Kortnie.
Good move, girls of the nursing board. Two college bowl games coming to town in Phoenix/Tempe (same thing), and your protest is giving a burger and beer joint with sexy waitresses ("nurses"?) free publicity? Yeah, that'll help.
And if "Nurse" Caterina can eat a Quadruple Bypass Burger, so can you.
Mmmm, Caterina.
Wow - if you could only get onion rings instead of the red onion on those burgers.
Posted by: Monkey RobbL at December 11, 2006 03:31 PM
