December 14, 2006

Ignorant Filth, Or: May The Best Blog Win

So, the 2006 Weblog Awards are underway. Where is Infinite Monkeys? In the crapper, that's where. And why? Why? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

Oh, sure. There are some worthy candidates to vote for. But it's a cheap popularity contest, nothing more.

Ah, to hell with it. As another H.L. once wrote: "Awards are for jackasses." Or words to that effect.

Anyway, screw you, Webbies. This is just the kind of philistine pig-ignorance we monkeys have come to expect from you non-creative garbage.

Posted by H.L. Monkey at December 14, 2006 12:20 AM
Comments

What are you mad at me? I read IM every day with extreme caution.

Posted by: Guy Blaisdell at December 14, 2006 02:45 PM

Don't mind H.L. He's been drinking.

Posted by: Monkey RobbL at December 15, 2006 09:34 PM
Statistics