December 14, 2006

Wake up and smell the election!

The boys at Fraters seem to be all a twitter over the prospect of a Mitt Romney candidacy for president, with Chad the Old Guy holding out for Newt "More Baggage than Clinton" Gingrich and St. Peter, Paul or Mary having a knee-jerk reaction to all things Mitt.

Dudes.

I like Newt. I don't know Newt. And Newt is not a friend of mine.

Newt will never, ever get elected President. Ever. Period. Get over it. Democrats can have baggage. Republicans cannot. Newt it excess baggage.

McCain? Please. I prefer my Republicans loyal. You remember Reagan's Eleventh Commandment, don't you? How about the First Amendment? You know, the whole freedom of expression bullshit? Oh, wait. I know. Judges. The Gang of Whatever.

Rudy?

I'll give ya Rudy. Rudy is all about leadership, and that counts for a buttload in my feeble, fevered little brain.

But Rudy also stands for gun control. And partial birth abortion. And gay marriage. And other wussy liberal stuff (how's that for deep political commentary?) If that's okay, he's your guy.

Oh, Old Guy? Nate Raduns, forward for the #6 ranked St. Cloud State University Huskies, and actor Sean Bean are an awesome Seperated at Birth. Not my fault you have no respect for one of King's econ boys.

Posted by JamesPh. at December 14, 2006 07:36 PM
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Even Tony Blankley, who DOES know and is a friend of Newt, doesn't believe Newt can overcome the baggage.

I can guarantee this: The next Republican candidate for president will be someone not worthy of anyone's vote. He will share that characteristic with the next Democratic candidate for president, and most if not all of the other losers running the office.

And I'm about 97% sure it will be a guy. I have a 20 Euro bet with a drunken Irishman that the next U.S. President will be a guy. Drunkie O'Drunkard is convinced that it will be Hillary or Condi.

I'm coming to collect, my friend. Slainte!

Posted by: Monkey RobbL at December 14, 2006 08:09 PM

20 Euros? That's serious money.

Posted by: H.L. Monkey at December 14, 2006 08:46 PM

You actually found someoen drunk enough to bet that the next US president would not be a guy?

And how much is 20 euros? A buck and a quater?

Posted by: JamesPh. at December 14, 2006 08:51 PM

About $26 and change.

Posted by: H.L. Monkey at December 14, 2006 09:30 PM

Yeah, welcome to the 21st century. Five years ago, the Euro was worth about $0.85. The dollar was the cock 'o the walk. Not anymore.

Posted by: Monkey RobbL at December 15, 2006 09:44 AM
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