Infinite MonkeysFrom Powerline Blog:
Most of our readers know the story of Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain at Gettysburg. Ordered to hold Little Round Top at all costs, Chamberlain's 20th Maine fended off one attack after another. Finally, Chamberlain's men were nearly out of ammunition and it was clear they would not be able to withstand another assault. Prudence counseled retreat, but Chamberlain's orders forbade it. The Maine regiment could neither fall back nor stay where it was, so Chamberlain took the only course open to him: he told his men to fix bayonets and prepare to charge.
Yep. And 54 seconds left in the game, Matty Koalksa scored the game tying goal and Grant Potulnty the game winning goal in overtime to beat Maine 4-3.
God I hate Maine.
What? That's not what they're talking about? Well then who cares?