Infinite MonkeysOh for crying out loud!
The Heart Attack Grill has Sponge Bath Saturdays!
A quadruple Bypass Burger. A sponge bath, and Nurse Caterina . . .
and no Monkey reviews?
Good Gawd, what is going on in Arizona?
Is it any wonder I cannot support McCain?
David?
Brad?
RobbL??
Beuller?
Anyone?
Posted by JamesPh. at December 14, 2006 09:01 PMI finally saw a picture of the quadruple bypass burger. How do you eat the goddamn thing? Looks like you need an unhingeable jaw!
Posted by: H.L. Monkey at December 14, 2006 09:22 PMWell, having gone to law school, the unhingeable jaw is not the issue . . .
Posted by: JamesPh. at December 14, 2006 09:28 PMOne of my co-workers heard about the Heart Attack Grill on some local radio show. He immediately called me and chastised me for never telling him about the veritable Pleasuredome in my midst.
Posted by: Monkey RobbL at December 15, 2006 08:51 AMWell, I'm off. Time for my sponge bath.
Posted by: Monkey RobbL at December 16, 2006 07:17 AMA tragic omission:
If you look carefully at the quadruple bypass burger (and the other burgers on the site) you will notice a secret bonus ingredient not listed: fried eggs.
If you've never had a fried egg on your hamburger (you can get them nationwide at Fatburger locations), you have been missing out. And the Quad has FOUR fried eggs. Four patties, four slices of cheese, and FOUR EGGS.
Mercy.
Posted by: Monkey RobbL at December 16, 2006 02:46 PMAnd bacon. Don't forget the bacon!
Are you sure about the eggs?
Posted by: JamesPh. at December 16, 2006 07:50 PMOh, I'm sure. Look at that burger again. LOOK AT IT, DAMMIT!
From the top:
Bun
Lettuce
Tomato
Bacon
EGG
Onion
Cheese
Burger
EGG
Onion
Cheese
Burger
EGG
Onion
Cheese
Burger
Bacon
EGG
Onion
Cheese
Burger
Sauce
Bun
Look on it, and weep.
Posted by: Monkey RobbL at December 16, 2006 09:19 PM
