Infinite MonkeysMy favorite holiday song this year: "Reindeer Games," by Pat Godwin.
We've been pulling this sleigh
Under your rein
On your big day
But it's us who know where to go
Who know what to do
Getting you through.
So tonight we party away the pain,
Curse the fat man's fortune and fame
And play our reindeer games.
We talk behind your back
Slurs and wisecracks
While you're packing the sack.
And the elves are no better than us
They all discuss
You on the bus.
Every year we curse and lay the blame
But the boss remains the same
So we play our reindeer games
Reindeer games after work
Comet, cut the cards, don't be a jerk
Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you just kiss my ass tonight!
It's not that we're smarter than you
Hands rule the world
Hooves just won't do.
All through time slaves hated the king
The post office clerk
Shot everything.
So tonight we'll burn out like the flame
Of the fire we can't tame
and play our reindeer
Lay the blame
and play our reindeer
Curse his name
and play our reindeer games.