January 23, 2007

Jesus H. Cruise!

Tom Cruise is the Christ of Scientology? Yeah, and I'm the Hidden Imam.

Posted by H.L. Monkey at January 23, 2007 08:07 PM
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No, but maybe Tom's dad's name is Abdullah?

Probably some name-translation formula has to be applied.

Posted by: Phil at January 24, 2007 12:43 AM

Dang, I wanted to be the Hidden Imam. Dibs on being the next secret messiah figure!

Posted by: Monkey RobbL at January 24, 2007 07:21 AM
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