Infinite Monkeys

Another Boston Massacre

Now, this is just sad. A bunch of uptight officials and excitable media types in Boston take leave of their senses, and a fine, upstanding TV network executive loses his job over it? I think Montgomery C. Burns said it best: "This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail." Substitute "this sweet network executive gig" with "the election" and you get my drift.