July 03, 2007

Fear the 4th of July!

Especially if you are a mannequin. Or fruit.

Robb, I'm sure, will vomit repeatedly during the first few minutes of the Consumer Product Safety Commission video I've embedded below. I certainly did. My advice: Skip the bureaucratic nanny-state scolding and fast forward to 1:48 (or, 6:42 in the countdown). You'll be glad you did.

Posted by H.L. Monkey at July 3, 2007 08:16 PM
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What the hell is an m-1000, and how can I get one immediately?!

Posted by: Poochucker at July 4, 2007 02:58 AM

I know of an Indian reservation in Nevada, about 30 minutes north of Vegas. If you get started now you might get home in time to help your neighbors sweep up their spent fireworks.

Posted by: H.L. Monkey at July 4, 2007 09:06 AM

I spent the whole time thinking that the video was about to turn, kicking the Guns & Roses, showing all the stuff that we weren't supposed to do, kids firing heavy duty ordnance out car sun roofs on busy streets, and more. It was frustrating. You owe me.

Posted by: AnonyMonkey at July 5, 2007 11:24 AM
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