Infinite MonkeysO.J. Simpson might go down in history as the only man to have two trials of the century in two centuries. And I for one couldn't be happier. I only wish Johnnie Cochran could be here.
But what if he could be?
Reporter: Mr. Cochran, what is your legal strategy to get O.J. off this time?
Zombie Johnnie Cochran: Obviously, we intend to show that Mr. Simpson was set up by the racist Las Vegas Police Department. And if that doesn't work, I plan to eat the prosecutor's brain...
Posted by H.L. Monkey at September 19, 2007 04:38 PMMmm...bwain...
Posted by: Monkey David at September 19, 2007 11:28 PMEating brains? Usually they do that to ... um ... monkey brains.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at September 20, 2007 11:56 PM