December 25, 2007

What I Got For Christmas

  • A bootleg of "Omega Man" on DVD (it was supposed to be "I Am Legend." Oh, well.)
  • A Mossberg .20 gauge shotgun, with peppermint rounds (pepperspray was too expensive, I guess.)
  • Socks. Black.
  • Donald Trump for Dummies.
  • A tincture of laudanum.

Best Yuletide ever.

No links. Too lazy. (Read: Far gone on cheap wine.) Use your imaginations, why don't you?

Posted by H.L. Monkey at December 25, 2007 10:19 PM | TrackBack
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Hey, I too have a Mossberg .20 guage. Welcome to the club, ol' chap. Heaven help us, can anyone imagine an InfMonks shooting outing?

Posted by: Monkey Brad at December 26, 2007 08:16 AM

I didn't know they made peppermint rounds. Sounds a bit fantastic to me.

Posted by: Ben at December 26, 2007 11:37 AM

You have to make them your own self. My wife has deer slugs painted red & white swirly for me by her manicurist every season.

Posted by: Monkey Brad at December 26, 2007 04:37 PM
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