Infinite MonkeysOkay, I'm not too good at joke writing, but I've got an idea for a new schtick. No, not for me. I want to put two pros together. Now that Dr. Drew has lost his co-host gig with Adam Carolla, he needs to be paired up as the straight man to another funny man. With word today that Britney is in the hospital and faces forced time in psych unit, it's time for us to unite. Let us call together for Dr. Drew to join with Jeff Foxworthy for a new series: You Might Be A Trainwreck If...
The comments section is available for set-up suggestions. (Note: The jokes usually work with a set-up, followed by the close, "...you might be a trainwreck.")
Posted by Brad at January 31, 2008 11:47 PM | TrackBack- If your most popular film was shot with a night-vision camera… you might be a trainwreck.
- If you don't know the kids' fathers or even their names, but you're still fighting for custody… you might be a trainwreck.
- If your family keeps up with you by watching "Nancy Grace"… you might be a trainwreck.
- If you search for your name on Google Images and it says, "Did you mean: Upskirt"… you might be a trainwreck.
- If your last name is Spears… you might be a trainwreck.
- If you star in VH1's number one show… you might be a trainwreck.
Well done, Jon.
If you wear a the blood of your lover in a vial around your neck ... you might be a trainwreck.
If you Google yourself and the first page to come up is on The Smoking Gun ... you might be a trainwreck.
If you were rejected for the cast of Celebrity Rehab 2 because a producer told you that your "meth mouth" will gross out viewers ... you might be a trainwreck.
If you're under the age of 40 and the National Enquirer splashes your picture on the cover with the headline "Tragic Last Days" ... you might be a trainwreck.
If you punch Amy Winehouse in the face after she pukes on your shoes -- and then you both have a laugh about it over drinks later that night ... you might be a trainwreck.
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at February 1, 2008 04:36 PM